cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors
a recurring tragedy every Monday
Libby
any pronouns
Tumblr, you’ve been nice today, so please enjoy the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
(Photo credit to hobbitnow.)
date of origin: 24th of october, 2013.
They should of denied him cock as punishment for posting this
you can’t deny a man his favorite flavor simply for making a bad post. that’s going too far
if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”
Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??
this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents
Tumblr had what
$27.99
I hope hozier makes a feature with megan thee stallion and all those bitches lose their shit
@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad
This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy
are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site
who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake